March 2, 2010
JB YA’LL!

Is this kid really real?  Or just a flesh-covered teenage R&B robot?

Talk about a blatant industry strategy exposed in this “up-and-coming” teen pop star.  They must’ve focus-grouped the shit out of these catchy tunes with 16-year-old girls (and Drake/Ludacris fans).  It’s so funny, that I actually end up loving it.  It’s like Chris Brown 2010 - remember his original videos?  Just watch.  Only noticeable difference was Chris Breezy! got a nice pre-bankrupt Scott Storch beat. : )

Anyways this young gun Justin Beiber, apparently he’s that (little) dude right now, or atleast about to be.  I mean check him out - he’s got a chain, he wears fitted hats, he’s got a black G-Shock, he’s got a Ludacris feature (gasp!).  Dude even got a Drizzy Drake cameo!

Welcome to Terrible Tuesday.  Listen and watch “the future” of crossover R&B stardom.

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